Attached to the swing is our main reception room. (No, we are not hiding it in a closet.)

I wouldn't make any sense, either, because we have first rate swinging conditions. The ceilings are 11 ft high. They used to build pianos in these rooms before World War II. If those ceilings withstood entire grands, they can surely bear with our swing.

The piano company still exists but relocated. They dub as both our landlord and customer, Internet-wise. Visit their website, buy a few pianos, and tell them to lower our rent.